hey cool

this postcard is hilarious.

there are others like it, they are just as funny.

the new Wolf Parade record

It is fine, my friends.

Very fine.

wtf wargame

YES

yeah brother

is this dude wearing a costume

I would kind of like to have this to hang on my wall.

SOAPHOOK

I never knew I longed for a staircase of books.

Until now, that is.

At least, that's what I saw.

Allegedly this is an advert for what happens in "SIMON malls", but this photograph totally looks like it was taken from inside a prison (minus the American Idol banner).

oh fuck off

Priscilla

Earth Week is fucking stupid

HOW DO WE WIN THE WAR AGAINST GLOBAL WARMING? FIRST AND FOREMOST, THE COLOR RED MUST BE REPLACED WITH GREEN

Not as sexy as the Terminators ad, but way funnier.

I cannot explain how much I want these.

Look, I don't even know.

[Grande Sherbert by Boosted, via Karmaloop]

hey guys let's drink some SPARKS

TERMINATORS

This ad is sexy AND effective, in that I now want to own those shoes.

Punk Rock Superheroes: A Retrospective

I've never heard an explanation for why Storm became a punker, but I guess in the 80's a lot of people inexplicably gave themselves mohawks and started listening to Crass.


If you were going to turn one of the Ninja Turtles into a punker, Raphael seems like the obvious choice; were the makers of this stupid toy for kids sensitive to stereotypes about punks being obnoxious and angry? Still, I think this is dubious. I mean, I'm sure Donatello is probably into, like, Mission of Burma, but you don't see any of those dudes rockin' mohawks.

"The juice is worth the squeeze."

"Just know inside that you won’t quit on yourself. That’s all there is to it. There’s nothing else. Shakespeare said, ‘To thine own self be true.’ I don’t know what the fuck he meant by that. Just don’t quit on yourself."

- Forrest Griffin, in a motivational speech to his MMA students.

Martha

Scarlett Johannson has recorded an album of Tom Waits covers. I hope it sounds like this looks:

Rock and Roll NC

The late Secret Weapon, drunk and sick with flu, plays in front of a barn on Halloween day

This will hold you over until the Fuck Tornado reunion tour gets off the ground.

Other Difficult-to-Cut Things

Stanley Cup Cake (Stanley Cupcake!):
Scrabble Cake:

Actually, the cutting is probably pretty straight-forward for the Scrabble cake.

I do look at things other than wedding cakes. Just not today.

[both via Pink Cake Box]

Classy.

JOSH'S NOTE: oh my god is that really what you want to eat on your special day

How do you cut this.

This cake makes me dizzy and nervous.


And seriously, how would you cut that second-to-last tier? And who would feel comfortable eating something that looked like this?

[via Pink Cake Box]

Dude are you fucking serious

Would you stop being my friend

if I wore this shirt:

Is this punk rock?

Eddie Vedder makes his baby dress exactly like him.

HEY GUYS

LOL