I (would) like (to have) this (in my house).

Or would it just be weird.

This belongs to (voice-mail mastermind?) multi-millionaire Scott Jones. Apparently it took 15 months for the designer, Rod Miller, to make it. And it has fiber optic lights on it. That can be eight different colors. How that adds to the beauty of a mahogany slide staircase, I have no idea.